Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Letters From Iraq: Hi-O

Hello. I hope this'll be the last time I send out an email from Iraq. The regiments are starting to change over and there's about fifty billion people here trying to use the internet. That, and I have to walk farther to get here now because we moved and I'm so incredibly lazy that it hurts sometimes. So I'll be back in California in a week or so. Does anybody know where I can exchange 130,000 Iraqi dinars for real money? You people probably think I'm kidding, don't you.

We don't do anything except sit around and sunbath now. Which, by the way, I can live with.

We also had a don't-go-crazy-and-kill-people-when-you-get-home class too. I guess you're all safe... for now. Hahahahahahaaaa. It also occurs to me that people may not think that's as funny as I do. I blame society. And the media. And Nader.

I guess that's enough out of me.

El Pocket Lint

Sunday, August 7, 2005

Letters From Iraq: Just Letting You Know...

Hey everypersons. If you've been watching the news you probably have too much time and should get a hobby. You also probably know that several Marines died out in the western part of Iraq, near Haditha. That is out by where I am but I wasn't involved in the incidents. A couple of my friends were though. We've been doing raids to catch those responsible. We may have gotten a couple of them. We'll have to see.

I'm safe, and Haditha's getting pretty hammered by our guys so that's cool too. Other than that we're almost out of here. Should be a matter of a couple missions left. The flydate still looks like late August. I guess that's it.

El Pocket Lint